Ja ja eden je bil....s puncami ne po?nem tega.....jah fant je mislu da je kos mojim spretnostim....pa ni bil.....Luka to je blo u Karmi en ?as nazaj.......


So reve?a kar odnesli domov......
LP david
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Ok....lahko bi odprli temo na to....tolk je razli?nih varjant.....

Kaj pravi???
Moji pupi takoj zmanjka glas.......pa nisem jest ni? kriv.....ki enkrat me je ?e obto?la da sem jest to naredu..... :ne vem: LE KAKO???
LP daVid
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Ok da ?e jest prispevam.....LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted
on turning off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was
ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of
this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the
middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she
turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated leasure device... a vibrator!
Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went
completely ballistic.
"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how
could you be lying to me all of these years?
You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."
LP daVid
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