1. Ko je poleg tebe v dvigalu samo ena oseba, jo primi za rit in se potem pretvarjaj, da to nisi bil ti
2. Pritisni gumb in se delaj, kot da te je stresla elektrika
3. Pridr?i nekaj ?asa odprta vrata in pojasni, da ?aka? na prijatelja. ?ez nekaj sekund se za?ni delati, kot da je nekdo vstopil, zapri vrata in naglas reci: "Dobro, kje si se obiral toliko ?asa?"
4. Vzemi s sabo fotoaparat in slikaj vse prisotne
5. Delaj se, da si stevard. Prisotnim pojasni postopek v slu?aju nevarnosti in jim na koncu za?eli sre?no pot
6. Ko se vrata zaprejo, reci prisotnim: "Brez panike prosim, spet se bodo odprla"
7. Tol?i z glavo in rokami v steno dvigala in tuli: "Utihnite vsi! Utihnite �e enkrat!!!"
8. Simuliraj zvoke eksplozije vsaki? ko nekdo pritisne gumb
9. Pa?i se in bulji v enega od potnikov, potem pa mu daj roko na ramo in mu zarotni?ko ?epni: "Imam nove nogavice"
10. Imitiraj zvoke formule 1 vsaki? ko kdo vstopi ali izstopi iz dvigala
11. Usekni se in ponosno poka?i vsem potnikom vsebino rob?ka, lahko pa tudi ponosno re?e?: "to je moje"
12. Neprestano si ?vi?gaj melodijo Zdravljice
13. Nasloni se na enega sopotnika in mu reci: "prihaja policija, ampak ?ivega me ne bodo dobili"
14. Namr?i se in momljaj: "Moram na WC, nujno moram na WC". Nato olaj?ano zavzdihni in reci: "ups..."
15. Zakri?i "DR?I SE!" vsaki? ko se dvigalo za?ne spu??ati
16. Vsaki? ko se dvigalo ustavi, izusti zna?ilni "DING!"
17. Z roko pometaj nevidne ?u?elke s sebe in na koncu zavpij: "Na pomo?, po?rle me bodo, odstranite jih pro?!"
18. Sumni?avo povohaj osebo poleg sebe, namr?i se in se umakni za korak stran
19. Ko se dvigalo za?ne vzdigovati, za?ni skakati in kri?ati: "Dol! Rekel sem doooooool!!!"
20. Histeri?no se smej najmanj dvajset sekund in nato za?ni gledati sopotnike, kot da so oni nenormalni.
Poletje, vrocina, Mujo hodi po stari Ljubljani. .... Pa pride do vodnjaka in mu pade na misel: "Ooo, voda, kaj ko bi se osvezil?" In se slece in hop v vodo. Potem se spomni, da ima s sabo tudi milo, in zakaj se ne bi se umil. Pri tem prijetnem opravilu pridejo mimo tri blondinke. Mujo da milo med zobe in se postavi ves trd od strahu kot kip.
Tudi blondikam pade na pamet odlicna ideja, da bi se osvezile. In skocijo v vodo. Prva pride do Mujota in vidi milo ter mu hoce izvleci iz ust. Mujo pa ne da. Ona ga potegne za lulcka in Mujo pregrizne milo na pol. Vsa srecna, da je dobila milo, se zacne umivati, nakar jo vprasa druga:
"Ja, kje pa si dobila milo?"
Pa odgovori prva: "Glej, tam na avtomatu."
Ok, druga gre do Mujota, ga gleda in ga potegne za lulcka in Mujotu pade iz ust se druga polovica mila.
Pa pride tretja in tudi ona bi rada milo. Pride do Mujota, ga gleda, potegne za lulcka in nic. Pa potegne se enkrat, pa dvakrat pa trikrat in vzklikne: "Ooo, jaz sem pa dobila tekoce milo!"
Moj kolega je prepri?an, da je njegov Audi A3 narejen za ?pansko tr?i??e saj ima vgrajeno tipko ESP
Zgleda, da pa je ta tipka pokvarjena. Namre?, ko je zjutraj poslu?al CD se je vklopil Traffic Alert in kljub ve?kratnemu pritisku na tipko ESP je iz zvo?nikov ?e vedno donelo:
Ja gospodi?na, temu se pa pol nakonc re?e psiholo?ke igrce, pri kerih pa ni zmagovalcev, samo 2 pora?enca, ki psiholo?ko uni?ujeta drug druzga!
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?e najhuj?e je pa ?e so zraven ?e otroci, ki nato postanejo orodje v jebanju med biv?ima partnerjema - podobno kot je bilo v zadnjem tragi?nem primeru o katerem bo tekla tudi dana?nja tema v Trenjih.
Je pa ?al tako, da po tem orodju (otrocih) vse preve?krat pose?ejo prav ?enske, ki pa nato pripelje neuravnove?ene mo?ke, do tako grozovitih dejanj, kot so umori in nato samomori.
V takoih primerih je bolj?e otla?it svoj ego (ne glede kako velik je) in ostati v dobrih odnosih, tudi ?e resna zveza ni ?la. Verjemte, da se da precej la?je ?iveti, kot pa zaloputnit vsa vrata in se po mo?nosti ?e psiholo?ko jebat med sabo.
Strinjam se s Poky-em in ?e bi sam kupoval bi tudi iskal tako s hard diskom, ker ?e ima? kaseto notri je potem problem zadevo hitro spraviti na ra?unalnik pa cena se hitro pove?uje ko se ti za?ne nabirati tona kaset, ki pa tudi niso poceni (cca 3? na kos).
Problem pri HD kamerah je pa kompresija saj tako DVD kot HD sliko kompresirajo po mpeg2 tehnologiji medtem, ko je na kasetah brez kompresije v surovi obliki in pikolovci bodo na?li razlike v kvaliteti slike vsaj na ra?un (ne)kompresije.
?e pa se bo? veliko ukvarjal z monta?o vzemi HD, ?e pa rabi? najve?jo kvaliteto in hodi? na potovanja, kjer nikoli ne ve? koliko materiala bo? posnel pa je pomoje DV bolj?a izbira saj si neodvisen od shranjevalnega medija oz. ga lahko dokupi? skoraj kjer koli.
DVD ti pa odsvetujem, ker ni ne ti? ne mi? in s sabo nosi slabosti tako DV-jev kot HD-jev
NEW YORK - Idaho resident Kathy Evans brought humiliation to her friends and family Tuesday when she set a new standard for stupidity with her appearance on the popular TV show, "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire."
It seems that Evans, a 32-year-old wife and mother of two, got stuck on the first question, and proceeded to make what fans of the show are dubbing "the absolute worst use of lifelines ever."
After being introduced to the show's host Meredith Vieira, Evans assured her that she was ready to play, whereupon she was posed with an extremely easy $100 question. The question was:
"Which of the following is the largest?"
A.) A Peanut
B.) An Elephant
C.) The Moon
D.) Hey, who you calling large?
Immediately Mrs. Evans was struck with an all consuming panic as she realized that this was a question to which she did not readily know the answer.
"Hmm, oh boy, that's a toughie," said Evans, as Vieira did her level best to hide her disbelief and disgust. "I mean, I'm sure I've heard of some of these things before, but I have no idea how large they would be."
Evans made the decision to use the first of her three lifelines, the 50/50.
Answers A and D were removed, leaving her to decide which was bigger, an elephant or the moon. However, faced with an incredibly easy question, Evans still remained unsure.
"Oh! It removed the two I was leaning towards!" exclaimed Evans. "Darn. I think I better phone a friend."
Using the second of her two lifelines on the first question, Mrs. Evans asked to be connected with her friend Betsy, who is an office assistant.
"Hi Betsy! How are you? This is Kathy! I'm on TV!" said Evans, wasting the first seven seconds of her call. "Ok, I got an important question. Which of the following is the largest? B, an elephant, or C, the moon. 15 seconds hun."
Betsy quickly replied that the answer was C, the moon. Evans proceeded to argue with her friend for the remaining ten seconds.
"Come on Betsy, are you sure?" said Evans. "How sure are you? Puh, that can't be it."
To everyone's astonishment, the moronic Evans declined to take her friend's advice and pick 'The Moon.'
"I just don't know if I can trust Betsy. She's not all that bright. So I think I'd like to ask the audience," said Evans.
Asked to vote on the correct answer, the audience returned 98% in favor of answer C, 'The Moon.' Having used up all her lifelines, Evans then made the dumbest choice of her life.
"Wow, seems like everybody is against what I'm thinking," said the too-stupid-to-live Evans. "But you know, sometimes you just got to go with your gut. So, let's see. For which is larger, an elephant or the moon, I'm going to have to go with B, an elephant. Final answer."
Evans sat before the dumbfounded audience, the only one waiting with bated breath, and was told that she was wrong, and that the answer was in fact, C, 'The Moon.'
Boss pa kako opremo mas to?? A stejes se mitraljeze pa to? (si pa pozabu dodat M6 sport)
Mazda 6 CD 120 CE: 1410 kg
na prometni vem, da je en drug podatek mislim da okoli 1300kg...ne vem pmoram pogledat (prometna je pa v avtu nekje)
Podatek sem pobral s te strani Carfolio.com, kjer pi?e 1510kg sem pa dodal seveda ?e 10 kil za mitraljez, kot si ?e sam ugotovil.
Druga? pa men v prometni pi?e 1435kg sam kot smo se ?e prepri?ali je ta podatek ?e najmanj to?en. Na Mazdini strani pa je podatek 1485kg za 120 CD Sport (petvratna). No in ker podatek je zdaj pravi? Zmeda totalna.
Na www.mazda.si imajo podatek za ?tirivratno dizelco je 1440kg (1.8 ima 1305kg) za petvratno torej 1485kg (bencinar 1330kg) za kravavan pa 1520kg (bencinar 1.8 1360kg).
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