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  1. Deeyan

    Tole je pa kr smeh

    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident, it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man; that's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days." Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely!, This must be a sign from God!" The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks, "Aren't you having any?" The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police..." . . Moral of the story : Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
  2. Deeyan

    Kaj poslušate?

    tut mal rocka se najde
  3. Deeyan

    Jamralnik v2

    ?e me pa kej razpizdi je pa tole, da se ti en spu??a na tvojo lastnino... bod dec pa prid do mene, ?e ti kej ne pa?e!!!
  4. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    pol pa je to tisto kot sm si mislu
  5. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    tale pa ?e se ne motim ma od Volvota motor noter
  6. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    jebemu je lepa S2000 http://www.avto.net/_AVTO/ad.asp?ID=6080912&show=1 sm si mal dopisoval s tem gospodom in se nam bo verjetno pridru?u na pikniku
  7. Deeyan

    Post a recent shot of your car

    aaaa, js sm pa mislu, da ma? BA model U glavnem legendaren voz
  8. Deeyan

    Mazda RX-8

    Mislim, da sta samo 2 v Sloveniji, ki se ukvarjata s popravili wankla.
  9. Deeyan

    nakup Premacy

    to majo skoraj vse, ?e pred leti, ko je o?e kupoval avto in se je na koncu odlo?u za 323F
  10. Deeyan

    ?portni auspuh

    da se pa tut iz original lonca pobrat dolo?ene stvari in je zvok malo bolj glasen kot je original (tako je naredu Mitja na svojemu Xedos 9 in se mi je zvok dopadu, ampak zame pretiho )
  11. Deeyan

    Group buy 2:

    ti dam na pikniku cash
  12. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    sta si dokaj podobna (zlasti zadaj) http://www.avto.net/_AVTO/ad.asp?ID=5541850&show=1
  13. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    pa sekiro s seboj, da se lohk ovinke seka
  14. kon?no mi je ratal oprat F-ko in dat letna obuvala na njo
  15. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    http://www.avto.net/_AVTO/ad.asp?ID=6023884&show=1
  16. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    tole bi bil pa good buy, ?e bi ?la cena vsaj na pol http://www.avto.net/_AVTO/ad.asp?ID=6074900&show=1
  17. Deeyan

    Jamralnik v2

    bolj?a varianta je od cocacole dno
  18. Deeyan

    Video

    3 letna pun?ka ve kok se dela s tole ?verco
  19. Deeyan

    serviserji-šalabajzerji

    js smi jih dobu pa za 50? vseh 6
  20. Deeyan

    Mazda CX-5

    NO!
  21. Deeyan

    Tole je pa kr smeh

    sej nvem ka nej re?em...
  22. Deeyan

    Jamralnik v2

    Qwerty, let it be, life goes on
  23. ok, da nebomo sam crashov objavlal ?e par fotk iz Mazda raceway-a Laguna Seca
  24. Deeyan

    Dilema

    u ja, na Alfe ?e spomnu nism, JTD motorji so ?pica od dizla?ev
  25. Deeyan

    Zanimivi oglasi!

    amortizerji iz 1.5 ne pa?ejo na GT oglas mi je sicer pokazu kolega ampak mi ne pride n? v po?tev...
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