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Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end and put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn’t get wet. Lady 1: Where did you get it? Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely she is, after all, over 80 years of age, but very delicately asks what brand she prefers. Lady 1: Doesn’t matter son, as long as it fits a Camel. -
😠 Moj mobitel nima dovolj baterije za slikat, snemati, pošiljati MMS sporočila, ima pa dovolj baterije, da me vsake 5 minut opozori, da je baterija skoraj prazna... 😠
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Dobr, ja, sm kmet an s hribu doma... Ma, neki mi ne štima... Pozim je bil tak mraz, de mn je še na bankomatu minus kazalo. Ma, Krištodio, men na bankomatu tud u tej vročini minus kaže... A je to že u ekranu zapečen minus pa ga zmerm kaže al je ki druzga na stvari?
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