Vic TEDNA !!

[KAALman]

A: Pozdravljen, prijatelj, kaj dela? ?

B: Ni?...

A: Pa gre ?

B: Pa gre, samo konkurenca je huda !

 

[KAALman]

pa ?e tale:

 

kaj je dolgo ~18 cm in osre?i skoraj vsako ?ensko ???

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

bankovec za 500 eurov

[LabiGT]

to osreci tud mene

[RX - 8]

Pe mene tud

[mimixtz]

Malo stara ?e, pa vendar:

 

Kako si slonica tampon vtakne?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Na ovco se vsede.

[RX - 8]

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

[RX - 8]

Tu je pa ?e en vic:

 

Nekega dne so od?li amerikanc, nemec in bosanc skakati v bazen. Potem se je prikazala ?arobna vila in je rekla, da ko bo vsak sko?il naj si nekaj za?eli . Pa je ?el najprej amerikanc in je rekel viski in je padel v viski. Potem je ?el nemec in je rekel denar in je padel v denar (to bi tudi jaz rad naredil ). In nazadnje ?e bosanc. Se pripravi in se od?ene a mu kmalu spodrsne, re?e "?IT" in pade v drek.

 

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[Guest BrainLess]

Dva totalka na?gana tipa se peljeta s ?age domov, pa se za?ne en kar naenkrat dret:

Polda, pazi zid, paziiii zid je, alo Polda pazi ziiiiiiiiiid ........ Buuum, tresk,....

 

Naslednje jutro v bolnici:

Polda, ti si tako tele, pa sem ti reko da je zid ti pa ni??!?

 

Polda: " pa saj si ti vozil ! "

[mazda-mx3]

Mama belka ima sinka ?rn?ka.

nekega dne pa pride sinkodomov ves iz sebe in re?e mamici:"Mama zakaj sem jaz ?rn ti pa bela??"

Mama pa odgovori:" tiho mulc, ve? kak ?ur je bil, bodi vesel da ne laja?!!!"

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Na kateri tekmi najbolj kvakajo?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Na vaterpolo tekmi med Olimpijo in Italijani.

Dobijo Italijani ?ogo in se derejo: qua la palla, qua la palla

 

Uni pa: kva je reku? kva je reku?

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Babica ful te?i dedku in na vsak na?in ho?e da jo nategne!

Pa re?e:

No dedek, nategni me!!!

Nekaj ?asa se dedek ?e upira, potem pa le privoli. Postavi se ob zid in spusti hla?e... babica vzame zalet in se zakadi v dobri veri, kako se bo nasadila na dedka. Tik preden pa babica skoci nanj, pa se dedek umakne in babica seveda z vso silo tre??i v zid!

Potem pa se dedek zare?i in re?e:

Mater sem te nategnu!!

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Oh, nov pla??...Kak?no krzno pa je to?

Poliester je.

Koliko poliestrov pa so morali pobiti za ta pla???

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dosti bo za danasnje jutro

[eye]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[David]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Ok da ?e jest prispevam.....

 

 

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.

Every time they made love the husband always insisted

on turning off the light.

Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was

ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of

this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the

middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she

turned on the lights.

She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a

battery-operated leasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went

completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how

could you be lying to me all of these years?

You better explain yourself!"

The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says

calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . . you explain the kids."

 

 

 

LP daVid

[mazda-mx3]

uuuuu...donna bastarda...grrrrrr

[David]

uuuuu...donna bastarda...grrrrrr

Baba bo mogla razlo?it in objasnit....donna bastarda....bwahahahaha.

 

 

LP daVid

[mazda-mx3]

Baba bo mogla razlo?it in objasnit....donna bastarda....bwahahahaha.

 

 

LP daVid

da ki razlozit...o?tro s takimi!!!

grrrrr...se vedno sem jezen...hihi