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A obstaja, oziroma ?e kdo ve, ali je tudi v sloven??ini za MAZDO kak?na taka zveza, kot recimo za

 

 

T - ovarna

O - odpadnih

M - otorjev in

O - ostalih

S - novi

 

ali pa za primer ?e nekaj izven avtomobilizma...

 

A - jde

I - demo

D - a

S - eksamo

 

:P:D

 

Nekaj sem jih neo? v angle??ini dobil... ma sem naslov pozabil... :whatever:

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BMW-Bayerische Motor Wurst

 

BMW-Bumms Mal Wieder

 

izvenmotorna:

 

DINOS-Drek In Nesnago Odpelje Stanko/Sebo/Simon/Sandi/sosed :D

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Za Mazdo vem da je to edina tovarna avtomobilov na sveta katera je ime dala po bogu. Mazda je bil neki japosnki bog.

 

Za foro ne vem, vam pa kaj pomeni v hrvascini DITD

 

D obro

I de

T aj

D iesel

 

Moj Avto - Zverina Divjih Antilop :)

voli vas Don

 

 

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Viva Revolucion - Viva Mazda, Manuel !

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Za Mazdo vem da je to edina tovarna avtomobilov na sveta katera je ime dala po bogu. Mazda je bil neki japosnki bog.

 

Za foro ne vem, vam pa kaj pomeni v hrvascini DITD

 

D obro

I de

T aj

D iesel

 

Moj Avto - Zverina Divjih Antilop :)

KMEEE Wrong! :)

Ahura Mazda je bilo Perzijsko proro?anstvo. Osnovao ga Zaratustra, njegovo vjerojvanje o borbi dobra i zla, Ahura mazda je naravno na strani dobra in se "?titi" plamenom, zato je mazda imala takav logo neko vrijeme ;)

One day you are born,

The next big milestone

you discover go zoom-zoom

you can't get enough!

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  • 10 let kasneje...

AUDI : Another Ugly Deutsche Invention 
BMW : Brings Me Women, Be My Wife, Bought My Wife 
FIAT : Failure in Italian Automotive Technology , Fix It Again Tony 
FORD : Fix Or Repair Daily 
SAAB : Shape Appears Ass-Backwards 
HYUNDAI : Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 
VOLVO : Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 
PORSCHE : Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything 

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Most
Always 
Zipping
Dangerously 
Along 
 
Must 
Always 
Zoom 
Down 
Asphalt 
 
Most 
Are 
Zealously 
Duped 
Always 

source: http://www.jokes4us.com/miscellaneousjokes/corporatejokes/mazdajokes.html

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              mazda CX-60 PHEV327 AWD AT Homura

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Pa ?e cel kup tega:

 

ACURA:

Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile
Asia's Curse Upon Rural America
 
 
AMC:
All Makes Combined
A Major Cost
A Mutated Car
A Morons Car
Another Major Catastrophe
A Man's Car
A Miss Conception
All Muscle Car
All Most Car
Annoying Mechanics Constantly
Automotive Mental Cruelty
 
 
AUDI:
Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
Automobile Under Demonic Influence
Another Ugly Deutsche Invention
Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence
Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc.
All Unnecessary Devices Installed
 
 
BMW:
Big Money Works
Bought My Wife
Brutal Money Waster
Break My Window
Break My Windshield
Babbling Mechanical Wench
Beastly Monstrous Wonder
Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels
Beautiful Mechanical Wonder
Barely Moving Wreck
Big Money Waste
Big Money. Why?
Big Money Works
Born Moderately Wealthy
Breaks Most Wrenches
Bring Many Wrenches
Brings Me Women
Brings More Women
Broken Money Waster
Broke My Wallet
Broken Monstrous Wonder
Bumbling Mechanical Wretch
Blasphemous Motorized Wreck
Bavarian Manure Wagon
 
 
  
BUICK:
Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer
Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King
 
 
Camaro:
Can A Mechanic Actually Repair One??
Can't America Make A Real One?
Chevrolet Assembled Mustang And Repaired Often
Could Always Manufacture And Recall Often
 
 
CHEVROLET:
Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips
Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time
Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques
Condition Hopeless, Entire Vehicle Relies On Leftover Engine Technology
 
 
DODGE:
Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater
Dead Old Dog Going East
Dead On Day Guarantee Expires
Dead On Delivery, Go Easy
Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired
Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter
Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment
Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive
 
 
EDSEL:
Every Day Something Else Leaks
Every Day Some Engineer Laughs
 
 
FIAT:
Failure in Italian Automotive Technology
Fix It Again, Tony
Fix It All the Time
Found In A Toilet
Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation
 
FORD:
Frigin' Old Rebuilt Dodge
Fix Or Repair Daily
Found On Road Dead
Fast Only Rolling Downhill
First On Race Day
First On Recall Day
Fabricated Of Refried Dung
Fails On Rainy Days
Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream
Fatally Obese Redneck Driver
Fault Of R&D
Finally Obsolete Racing Device
Fireball On Rear Denting
First On Road to Dump
First On Rust and Deterioration
Fix Or Recycle Dilemma
Flipping Over Results in Death
Flipped Over Roadside Disaster
Follow Our Rusty Dogsled
Foot On Road Decelerates
Forced On Reluctant Drivers
Formed Of Rejected DNA
Forwarded Once; Return Denied
Forward Only; Reverse Defective
Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin
Fork Over Repair Dough
Fouled Out Re-done Dodge
Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration
Free Or Reduced Drastically
Frequent Opinion: Really Disappointed
Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable
Funny Old Rattling Dump
Forget Out Running Dale (Earnhardt or Jarrett)
Features O.J. and Ron`s DNA
Found Out-Right Dangerous
Future Of Racings Delight
(backwards) Driver Returns On Foot
(backwards) Dumb Rednecks Own Fords
LTD:
Lacks Total Dependability
Lots To Do
Looses Transmissions Daily
 
  
GEO:
Good Engineering Overlooked 
 
 
GM:
General Maintenance
Great Mistake
Garbage Motors
Generally Miserable
Grossly Misconceived
Gluteus Maximus
Good Money
Goofy's Manufacturing
Gone Mental
 
 
GMC:
Grief & Misery Combined
Garage Man's Companion
Gotta Mechanic Coming?
Generally Mediocre Cars
Get More Chicks
Gets Mechanics Crazy
Gods Mechanical Curse
Got More Crap
Great Mountain Climber
Great Motor Car
God Made Chevy
Good Moron Car
Got Mine Cheap
Get My Checkbook
Gone Mad Corp.
 
 
GTO:
Gas, Tires, Oil
Get Tools Out
Get To Onramp
Good To Own
Get The Others
Generally Trashed Out
Good Time Out
Gone To Overdrive
 
 
HONDA:
Honest Officer, Nobody Drank Anything
Had One Never Did Again
Hang On, Not Done Accelerating
Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles
Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles
History Of No Dramatic Acceleration
How Odd, No Darn Acceleration?
PRELUDE: Pistons Rattle, Engine Locks Up, Differential Explodes
 
 
HYUNDAI:
Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... 
 
 
JEEP:
Just Eats Every Part
Just Empty Every Pocket
Junk Engineering Executed Poorly
Jumps Extremely Excitedly over Potholes
Jinxed Engine has Extra Parts
 
 
KIA:
Kick It Around
Kick It Again
Killed In Action
 
 
LOTUS: 
Lots Of Trouble, Usually Serious 
 
  
MAZDA: Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along 
 
MG:
Money Guzzler
Mostly Garaged
Major Goof
MGB: Might Go Backwards
MGB: Might Go, But . . .
MGB: Motor Going Bad
MGF: Might Go Forward
 
 
MIATA:
My Intention: Always To Accelerate 
 
 
MOPAR:
Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly
Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously
Most Often Passed At Races
Mostly Old Parts And Rust
Move Over People Are Racing
Move Over, Plymouth Approaching Rapidly
My Old Pig Ain't Running
My Only Problems Are Repairs
Mechanics Offer Pinto As Replacement
More Often Parts Are Replaced
 
 
MUSTANG:
Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good
Massivly Under Sized Tires And No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another No Go
Maybe Under Serious Thought Another Nice GTO
 
 
OLDSMOBILE:
Old Ladies Driving Slowly, Making Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Everyday
Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
 
 
PINTO:
Put In Nickel To Operate
Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook
Put In New Transmission Often
Pushed In Neutral Too Often
 
 
PONTIAC:
Plan On Numerous Trips In Another Car
Poor Old Numbskull Thinks Its A Cadillac
 
 
PORSCHE:
Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything
Pulled Over Regularly So Cops Have Enough
 
 
SAAB:
Send Another Automobile Back
Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown
Sad Attempt At Beauty
Sorry Auto, Always Broken
Shape Appears Ass-Backwards
 
 
SUBARU:
Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually 
 
 
TOYOTA:
Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass
The One You Ought To Avoid
 
 
TRIUMPH:
This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help!
Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt!
 
 
TR:
Tools Required 
 
 
VOLVO: Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object 
 
 
VW:
Vintage Wreck
Virtually Worthless
 

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Thomas

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              mazda CX-60 PHEV327 AWD AT Homura

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