Tole je pa kr smeh

[LabiGT]

jaooo

ta obvlada se kaj drugega najbrz

[qwerty]

joj joj kaj je pa toti delal

 

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/Foxburger/1000305851

 

kaj je kaj BMW to pojedel mene zanima

[nisde]

Lisi?ko je popapu

Sam drga? to ni sme?n

[qwerty]

http://jalopnik.com/photogallery/accident/1684683

 

tale rx-7 ka pa drevo naskakuje

 

sam ni tok sme?n k je mazda

[zemir]

Sam tale bmw n? jasn

[nisde]

Mal murkota

 

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=74...h&plindex=0

[qwerty]

Sam tale bmw n? jasn

 

kaj ni jasno

za zajtrk je pojedel lisi?ko

[ice]

http://www.rtvslo.si/mojvideo/abica/sky-televizija/3480/

[BOJČ]

http://www.rtvslo.si/mojvideo/abica/sky-televizija/3480/

 

 

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[ice]

[qwerty]

I??em nekaj na temo " Chuck Norris " in najdem tole

[Symon]

Qwerty tale je huda. ?koda le ker nisi popravil URL naslova.

[qwerty]

http://www.rtvslo.si/mojvideo/abica/sky-televizija/3480/

 

hahaha

 

Qwerty tale je huda. ?koda le ker nisi popravil URL naslova.

 

pah to sm na?el spotoma ko sem iskal tole

 

TI SO NAJBOLJ POPULARNI

1) If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2) There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3) Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

4) Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

5) Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

6) Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.

7) Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

8) Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

TE SI JE PA CHUCK SAM ZBRAL

- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

 

- Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

 

- There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

 

- Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

 

- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

 

- Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

- Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

 

- Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

 

- There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

 

- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

 

- Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

 

- Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

 

- Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

 

- Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

 

- Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

 

- Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

 

- Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

 

- Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

[Symon]

A ne bi blo la?e le sem prilepiti tale link.

Chuck za predsednika!

OK, ampak priznajmo, dec obvlada borilne ve??ine.

[qwerty]

A ne bi blo la?e le sem prilepiti tale link.

Chuck za predsednika!

OK, ampak priznajmo, dec obvlada borilne ve??ine.

 

itaq da je dec kot se ?ika

 

al pa tale, chuck-ov toletn papir

[zemir]

Chuck norris played hockey in EBEL and lost !!! LOL

[nisde]

[daSKAn]

Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

[BOJČ]

Razli?ne obcestne table so v?asih res, da ne ve? ve? ali bi se smejal ali jokal . Ena izmed tak?nih, ki pa so jo ?e umaknili je bila v Notranjih goricah pri LJ, na njej pa je pisalo "popravilo to?e" . Seveda je bilo govora o avtoservisu...

Tole pa sem zagledal danes ko smo se vra?ali domov. Zadeva je v ?rni vasi (tudi avtoservis), Uklopko bo vedel kje je to...

No, he, he, he, upam, da sem vas spravil v dobro voljo

[Boss]

V ?asu dopustov bo hrva?ka policija izvajala meritve hitrosti na

avtocestnem odseku Ljubljana - Postojna.

Rupel je ?e poslal protestno noto, saj se mu zdijo kazni za prekora?itev

hitrosti previsoke.

"Predvsem pa me moti to, da jih moramo pla?evati v kunah," je ?e dodal na?

zunanji minister.

 

 

 

[Sishi]

Dobra

[ice]

NEKAJ NOVIH NA?INOV IZRA?ANJA GLEDE ?ENSK:

 

?enski se ne re?e, da je "dobra mrha".......ampak, da je "estetsko harmonizirana ".

Ne re?e se,da je ?enska "prsata ali jo?kasta" ampak, da je "?irokogrudna".

Ne re?e se, da ?enska "rada hitro da" ampak se re?e, da je " horizontalno la?e dostopna "

In taki, ki rada da, se ne re?e "radojka" ampak " da je spolno osredoto?ena".

Ne re?e se, da ima ?enska " preve? vsajenega silikona" ampak da je "medicinsko obogatena".

Ne re?e se, da je " preve? namazana" ampak da je "kozmeti?no prenasi?ena".

 

IN GLEDE MO?KIH...

 

Mo?ki niso "pijani" ampak so "kemijsko intoksicirani".

In ?e butasto gledajo v kuhinji, niso "neumni" , ampak so" v drobnem razkoraku z pametjo"

In ?e "neznajo kuhati", to pomeni,da so "mikrovalovno usmerjeni ".

 

PA ?E NEKAJ NOVOSTI....

Tudi v komunalni dejavnosti in pri obrtnikih so spremembe...

 

Pogrebni?tvu se ve? ne re?e "pogrebni?tvo" ampak "zaklju?na dela v zdravstvu".

In "dom za upokojence"....."predjamski grad".

[Allyssa]

ena resni?na,..

 

14.3.2008 sm dobila ugovor odvetnika to?enga napisanga na PISALN STROJ!!!

 

in ne,..ni 1.aprilski joke

[ReDevil]

Tole se sli? zlo zabavno, pa ne preve? rokersko!

 

http://24ur.com/ekskluziv/domaca-scena/cuk...ock-otocec.html

[Alex]

Tole se sli? zlo zabavno, pa ne preve? rokersko!

 

http://24ur.com/ekskluziv/domaca-scena/cuk...ock-otocec.html

 

He,he,?e ne bi bil danes 1.april...