Skoči na vsebino

Tole je pa kr smeh

Ustvari kratki URL


Priporočeno sporočilo

Napisano

Moja je skuhala pasulj za 3dni... Ni dost da nosimo maske zunaj... Ne... Dajmo jih še doma. 

  • Všeč 1
  • Haha 3
Napisano

"Dobar pasulj daleko se čuje" - v bistvu je pa samo izgovor za prdec

33112_1.png

Napisano

Moja mi je lihkar rekla "ej... K greš v trgovino.. Daj dodaj malo tatarske omake pa kečapa na seznam za stacuno...".

 

Zdaj pa nič več ne vidim kaj je pisalo gor in vse se mi packa... 

  • Haha 3
  • Začuden 1
Napisano

Pasulj pa golaž se kuha v kotlovskih količinah. Je neprimerno boljši okus. Pač jed za množico :)

Napisano
pred 45 minutami je Shrek napisal:

A u štacun sneži? 

Al se jokaš...🤣

 

če je tatarsko pa kečap našpricu gor na seznam.... 🤣

pred 51 minutami je Nejc1986 napisal:

Moja mi je lihkar rekla "ej... K greš v trgovino.. Daj dodaj malo tatarske omake pa kečapa na seznam za stacuno...".

 

Zdaj pa nič več ne vidim kaj je pisalo gor in vse se mi packa... 

 

dej si drugič na telefonu piš seznam, boš vsaj pobrisu lahk 😂

Napisano
pred 2 minutama je Deeyan napisal:

 

če je tatarsko pa kečap našpricu gor na seznam.... 🤣

 

dej si drugič na telefonu piš seznam, boš vsaj pobrisu lahk 😂

Ja... Še dobro da mi ni rekla, naj dodam kakšno seme (za rože) gor. Pomojem bi mel mal čudno gledali v trgovini ko bi z listkom hodil okoli :"ammm... Policija? ... Nekega deviantneza imamo tu... Hoče kupiti sadje, ampak... No... Pridite... Cinhitreje..."

  • Všeč 1
  • Haha 2
Napisano

Men je še vedno najboljša ta - prines iz štacune pirin kruh. Pa sem prnesu šteko uniona pa kilo kruha.

  • Všeč 4
  • Haha 1

33112_1.png

Napisano (urejeno)
pred 3 minutami je Boss napisal:

Men je še vedno najboljša ta - prines iz štacune pirin kruh. Pa sem prnesu šteko uniona pa kilo kruha.

To zapali pri vas. Sem kar nekaj cajta študiral, zakaj se sploh  gre. Pri nas na obali ne rečemo pivu-pir. Rečemo mu birca. 🤗

Popravljeno od Alex

 

 

Napisano

Ja vi ste sploh neki vaški posebneži. 😜 Birca, pir, beer pa to je vse iz iste fore. Se pa spomnim ene take zgodbe še iz JLA časov, ko jaz tko lepo rečem riž, pa en trdobučni Bosanček "šta ti je to riž", Jaz pa razmišljam pa se mi prpelje beseda "pirinač". Pa Bosanček se razveseli: aha riža, pa šte na kažeš tako.  ?zmeden? Zdaj mi naj pa en reče, da včasih niso znal trolat. 😂

33112_1.png

Napisano

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

Screenshot (2).png

Wait ... Think ... Breathe ... Concentrate ... Put the car in gear ... Floor the throttle ... Burn the rubber ... ZooM-ZooM !!

?e bi nekateri ljudje padli z vi?ine svojega ega, na vi?ino svoje inteligence, padca zagotovo ne bi pre?iveli ;)

Napisano
The young woman who submitted the tech support message below (about her relationship to her partner) presumably did it as a joke. Then she got a reply that was way too good to keep to herself.
The tech support people's love advice was hilarious and genius!
 
The query:
 
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: NBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
 
The response (that came weeks later out of the blue):
 
Dear Desperate,
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.
In addition, please do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0.
Good Luck!
  • Všeč 1
  • Haha 1

lp

Thomas

image.png
              mazda CX-60 PHEV327 AWD AT Homura

Poraba (bencin)                        Poraba (elektrika)

Mazda CX-60 Startup animation2.gif

 

Napisano

Haha, sicer je tole po moje že skoraj 20 let stara fora ampak se še vedno nasmejim, ko jo preberem, čeprav ima variacij na temo že ogromno. Recimo ena taka je tale:

 

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that the new program began making unexpected changes to the accounting software; severely limiting access to wardrobe, flower and jewelry applications that operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalls many other valuable programs such as DinnerDancing 7.5, CruiseShip 2.3, and OperaNight 6.1 and installs new, undesirable programs such as PokerNight 1.3, SaturdayFootball 5.0, Golf 2.4 and ClutterEverywhere 4.5. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs. Under no circumstances will it run DiaperChanging 14.1 or HouseCleaning 2.6.

I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix Husband 1.0, but this all purpose utility is of limited effectiveness. Can you help, please!!!!

 

Dear Jane:

Many people upgrade from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 with no idea that Boyfriend 5.0 is merely an ENTERTAINMENT package. However, Husband 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and was designed by its creator to run as few applications as possible.

In desperation to play some of their "old time" favorite applications, or to get new applications to work, some women have tried to install Boyfriend 6.0, or Husband 2.0. However, these women end up with more problems than encountered with Husband 1.0. Look in your manual under "Warnings: Divorce/Child Support". You will notice that this program runs very poorly, and comes bundled with HeartBreak 1.3. I recommend you keep Husband 1.0, and just learn the quirks of this strange and illogical system.

Having Husband 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Partnership Faults [GPFs]. This is a wonderful feature of Husband 1.0, secretly installed by the parent company as an integral part of the operating system.

To activate this great feature enter the command "C:\ I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME". Sometimes Tears 6.2 must be run simultaneously while entering the command. Husband 1.0 should then run the applications Apologize 12.3 and Flowers/Chocolates 7.8.

Consider buying additional software to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0, Lingerie 5.3 and Patience 10.1. Used in conjunction, these utilities can really help keep Husband 1.0 running smoothly. After several years of use, Husband 1.0 will become familiar and you will find many valuable embedded features such as FixBrokenThings 2.1, Snuggling 4.2 and BestFriend 7.6.

A final word of caution! Do NOT, under any circumstances, install MotherInLaw 1.0. This is not a supported application, and will cause selective shutdown of the operating system. Husband 1.0 will run only Fishing 9.4 and Hunting 5.2 until MotherInLaw 1.0 is uninstalled. I hope these notes have helped. Thank you for choosing to install.

33112_1.png

Napisano
dne 15. 3. 2021 ob 10:21 je Shrek napisal:

Mamica, kje je mož? 

 

Zgoraj v sobi. Zakaj?

Sem poročena že devetnajst let, poleg tega imam šest otrok. Ne moreš me prestrašiti, niti presenetiti, niti šokirati...

Napisano
pred 9 urami je mamica napisal:

 

Zgoraj v sobi. Zakaj?

Nekaj nam manjka tu... 

Napisano
pred 1 uro je Bini napisal:

Smešno toda resnično.... 😆😁

Kakor za koga.... 🤔

IMG_20210424_062538~2.jpg

Ni pa ekspert (expert) za izgovorjavo. En "e" bi lahko odstranil. 

Napisano (urejeno)
IMAGES.APP.GOO.GL

Šel na rtg kolena... Vse ok. 

 

Screenshot_20210425_101958_com.android.chrome.jpg

Popravljeno od Nejc1986
  • Haha 4
  • Začuden 1
Napisano
pred 9 urami je Nejc1986 napisal:
IMAGES.APP.GOO.GL

Šel na rtg kolena... Vse ok. 

 

Screenshot_20210425_101958_com.android.chrome.jpg

 

Ce bi to men delal se kolena sploh vidlo nebi 😂😂😂

Pridružite se pogovoru

Objavljaš lahko sedaj in se registriraš pozneje. Če imaš račun, se lahko prijaviš, če želiš objavljati s svojim računom.

Gost
Odgovori na to sporočilo...

×   Prilepljeno kot obogateno besedilo.   Prilepi raje kot enostavno besedilo

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Vaša povezava je bila samodejno vdelana.   Namesto tega raje prikaži samo kot povezavo

×   Tvoje predhodno sporočilo je bilo obnovljeno.   Izbriši besedilo iz urejevalnika

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

Nalagam...

  • Zadnja sporočila

    • Ahaa, ker tole na sliki ni isto ohisje kot moje. Ja aio bi v vsakem primeru postavil visji ze zato da je najvisja tocka radiatorja visji od pumpe. Zej sem sel merit in ce dam arctic freezer 360 na sprednji del se mi lih za lih izide z grafo. Vsaj pomoje da bi se izslo :). Sem mislil, kako bi 360 lahko kamot namontiral na sprednji del pa vidm da gre jedva. Grafa je pa msi gaming x trio 3070ti
    • Ne ne, sliko sem našel na redditu, kjer je folk že spraševal za tvoj ohišje. Nisem jaz za RGB. Kingston imava midva z mojo. Za Arctica pa kot sem rekel, je res dober hladilnik, mi je malo žal, da nisem lani dva vzel za tak denar. Moja ima 12600K idle 27° med gejmanjem 53° pa sem ji pumpo omejil na 55% 😅 Lahko pa poročam v kratkem kako je pri frendu na 13700K, ker ga je tudi ravno naročil. AMD pa itak ima idle malo višji, ker so malo drugače ''zloženi'' skup in sami po sebi malce slabše odvajajo toploto. Dal sem ta tvoj Pure Rock 2 FX na PC od kolegovega sina in je imel isto dobrih 40°idle na Ryzen 7600. Praktično iste tempe kot jih imaš ti. EDIT: Aja! Pa če ti razmišljaš o 280, potem ga samo malo višje postavi, da ne bo direktno v grafo pihalo, da maš spodaj luft, če boš spredaj montiral.
    • Ja sej ce bi montiral bi ga tako monitral. Je pa res da potem vroc zrak iz radiatorja piha cez cel racunalnik. Mogoce posledicno kaksna C vec na GPUju, ampak lahko namontiram se ksn dodaten ventilator pod GPU pa je. Ceprov mi to ni lih vsec ampak opcija je. Hladilnik oz. najvisja tocka mora biti pa itq visja od pumpe. Nvem mogece pa res tako naredim samo najbolj bi bil zadovoljen z 3x front intake, kot imam sedaj pa 280 AIO zgoraj. Oh well nimam kej. Kako si pa zadovoljen z arctic hladilnikom ?   P.S Ja pa sej ti imas tudi tridentz 
    • Nič ne bi bilo blazno narobe s tem. Samo fane na radiatorju obrneš, da ti vleče notri, tako imaš še zmer spredi intake, če ga ne bi rad imel spodaj. Gledaš samo, da ni pumpa najvišja točka v celmu loop-u, da se ti zrak notr ne ujame. Če ga imaš spredaj ali zgoraj, ne bo neke omembe vredne razlike v temperaturi. Drugače pa je kar nekaj postov s tem 360 coolerjem v 4000D, tako, da se da očitno. Ampak jebo te Trident 😅
×
×
  • Ustvari novo...

Pomembna informacija

Spletna stran uporablja piškotke z namenom zagotavljanja funkcionalnosti in boljše uporabniške izkušnje spletnega mesta. Z uporabo spletnega mesta soglašate z uporabo piškotkov.