Tole je pa kr smeh

[Slivka]

Se zjutraj pogovarjata dve 20-letni prijateljici:
- "Ali si bila včeraj na sestanku s tistim tipom?"
- "Ja."
- "In kako je bilo?"
- "Prišel je z Mercedesom letnik 1940."
- "Ta pa ima denar, kaj?"
- "Na žalost je prvi lastnik..."

[Slivka]

- "Sem slišal, da so v Iranu menstruacije."

- "Demonstracije, ne menstruacije."

- "Mah, pač, neko prelivanje krvi..."

[Slivka]

Nekaj rešujemo, huda zmeda, hitimo, kaj jaz vem, kako so se moja očala znašla na stolu poleg mene. Prileti sodelavka z nekimi dokumenti in hitro sede poleg mene, da rešimo. In, seveda, sede na očala. Pa se opraviči:

- "Joj, oprosti!"

Pa jaz nazaj:

- "Ne sekiraj se, so videle še večje katastrofe..."

 

 

 

Šele, ko se je sodelavka na drugi strani začela smejati, sem dojel, kako bi se to dalo razumeti...

[Slivka]

Prihiti policaj do načelnika:

- "Pred policijsko postajo leži mrtva ženska."

- "In kaj hoče?"

[Slivka]

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself.
The man replied, "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat down under a sign that said, 'The Double Mint Twins are Coming' and I grinned."
"Then she moved and sat under a sign that said, 'Logan's Liniment will
reduce the swelling', and I had to smile."
"Then she placed herself under a deodorant sign that said, "William's Big
Stick Did the Trick", and I could hardly contain myself."
"BUT", your Honor, when she moved the fourth time and sat under a sign
that said, 'Goodyear Rubber could have prevented this Accident'... I just
lost it."
"CASE DISMISSED!!"

[Slivka]

Ženske ne bodo nikoli enakopravne z moškimi, dokler ne bodo zmožne iti po ulici z obrito glavo, pivskim trebuhom in hkrati biti mnenja, da so lepe....

[Boss]

pred 2 minutama je Slivka napisal:

iti po ulici z obrito glavo, pivskim trebuhom in hkrati biti mnenja, da so lepe....

 

mmmm, dejansko se to že dogaja. Mogoče bolj v 'muriki kot pri nas, ampak si brijejo glave, zavalene so k sodi in same sebe ocenjujejo kot, da o čiste desetke. 

[Slivka]

Pri nas so v glavnem zavite od temena do peta, edino za oči je ena reža, tako da ne moreš videti, a je po glavi obrita al ima dolge lase, pa tudi "litražo soda" ne moreš oceniti...

[Mraušk Mčk]

Vsak ima svoje preference. 

Ne vem od kot zanimanje, da bi pri takih ocenjeval litražo. 

 

[Alex]

[Slivka]

Vlak je bil na pol prazen, Janez se je veselil, da bo sam v kupeju. Tik pred odhodom pa v kupe prisede neki tip. Janez ga hoče odgnati:

- "Ne bi vam priporočal, da tu sedite z mano. Veste, peljem se v kliniko, imam hudo infekcijsko bolezen."

Tip pa nazaj:

- "Ne skrbite zame. Jaz si bom v prvem tunelu pognal kroglo v glavo..."

[Slivka]

Zakaj imajo japonci tako visoko raven inteligence?

 

 

Ker nimajo blondink...