Tole je pa kr smeh

iceman22 · 28. oktober, 2009

ta je tudi dobra...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YVzqjIZGcyw...feature=related

Boss · 28. oktober, 2009

hehe sam ne vem al je mislu popu?i ali, da je en navaden pusi

Don · 28. oktober, 2009

Sirius · 28. oktober, 2009

Pravkar sem prebral nekaj "biserov" srbskih ?portni komentatorjev.

Za vzorec sem izbral tega:

Du?ko Kora?

· "Ovo je Keli Erikson, si?u?na ?vedjanka, skaka?ica u vis, a ovo je njena majka, mama Marija, koja prati svuda svoju ćerkicu i ne ispu?ta je iz vida. A ?ovek koga upravo vidite, je sna?ni momak, D?on Godina, baca? kladiva. Njemu nisu potrebni ni mama ni tata da ga prate po takmi?enjima."

LabiGT · 29. oktober, 2009

ce smo pri srbih tale zmaga (sploh prevod, ko pije sok)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc5E3kVIs3s

daSKAn · 29. oktober, 2009

To tut sem pa?e, Real zgubu 4:0!!

Boss · 29. oktober, 2009

V spovednici ?upnika pritisne lulat... ni vedel, kaj naj naredi, pa je

pred spovednico zagledal ?istilca, ki je pometal. ?el je k njemu in mu

rekel: "Poslu?aj, mene obupno lulat ti??i, pojdi v spovednico in

poslu?aj gospo Novakovo, ki bo zdajle pri?la k spovedi, karkoli ti

pove, ji daj tri Zdrave Marije za pokoro..."

... in odleti na strani??e...

?istilec se vsede v spovednico in res pride ga. Novak... Le ta mu

pove: "O?e, hudo sem gre?ila... Podlegla sem sku?njavi in mo?evim

?eljam in dala njegovega "saj veste kaj" v usta..."

?istilec, ?okiran, ugotavlja, da so za tak?en greh tri Zdrave Marije

le premalo. Zato odpre spovednico in vidi ministranta.

Le-tega vpra?a: "F'nt, poslu?ej, kuga daje ?upnik za fafanje?"

Ministrant ga pogleda in odgovori: "Dva Twix-a in CocaColo!"

2.

Gospod ?upnik, gre?ila sem !"

"Povej, dete moje, svoj greh."

"Nosim prekratko mini krilo!"

"No, saj to pa ni tak greh !"

"Ampak, gospod ?upnik, jaz spodaj ne nosim hla?k !"

"Jezus Marija, to je pa hud greh. Za pokoro bo? zmolila 3x O?e na?, 3x

Zdravo Marijo pa ?e deset prevalov po sredini cerkve naredi !!!

3.

Pri spovedi.

"Gospod ?upnik, gre?ila sem !"

"Povej, otrok moj, kako si gre?ila?"

"Mo?kemu sem dala svoj cvet!"

"Ja, povej, kolk si pa stara?"

"Enaindvajset".

"No, potem pa to ni tak greh!"

"No, to ?e, ampak mo?ki je...."

"Kaj je z mo?kim?"

"No, ta mo?ki je...?upnik iz sosednje fare....."

"Aha, no to je pa hud greh, ti vendar spada? pod NA?O faro !!!"

LabiGT · 29. oktober, 2009

Jest sem padu s stola - meka voda

hahaha ta je mal k un "higijena u gradu"

enej_46 · 31. oktober, 2009

http://www.mojvideo.com/video-kdo-se-ima-b...787691d356176df

haha, nevem kaj si mislit ampak ?e vedno ljubim mojo mazdico

qwerty · 1. november, 2009

Tarzan je celo ?ivljenje ?ivel v d?ungli in ni imel pojma o seksu.

Jane se je odlo?ila, da mu to obrazlo?i zelo simboli?no, kot otroku:

- Tarzan, to kar tebi visi med nogami je kot cunjica. A to, kar je med

mojimi nogami, je pa kot pralni stroj. Torej mora? ti svojo cunjico oprati

v mojem pralnem stroju.

Naslednjih pet no?i je Tarzan pral svojo cunjo kar brez predaha.

Ko je ?e precej izmu?ena Jane uspela priti do sape, mu re?e:

- Tarzan, poslu?aj me. ... Preve? pere? ti svojo cunjo. Izpral je bo?.

Mora? malce redkeje, nekako na tri do ?tiri dni.

Tarzan jo poslu?a in naslednji mesec Jane ni niti povohal.

Jane, ?e malce iznervirana, vpra?a Tarzana:

- Tarzan, kaj ti je? Zakaj ?e cel mesec nisi opral svoje cunjice v mojem

pralnem stroju?

Tarzan ji ves vesel in sre?en pove:

- Tarzan nau?il prati na roke!!!!

LabiGT · 2. november, 2009

Zjutraj za vrtec je tezka....

hahaha

David · 2. november, 2009

Zjutraj za vrtec je tezka....

Hahahaha jures.... to pa nardi toplina novega doma.... :aaaaa:

Boss · 2. november, 2009

http://www.mojvideo.com/video-hiperaktivno...1a7010c47869f85

Definicija hiperaktivnosti - 24/7....

Hja kaj pa ga s cukri fila?.... se prav lepo vidi, ko mu zmanjka energije bumf pi?kot v usta pa rockenroll naprej

Boss · 3. november, 2009

hehe... biti skladi??nik ni lahko, je pa tudi smrtno nevarno

http://www.izklop.com/?url=links/start&amp...en&id=56972

Jest · 3. november, 2009

"Napimpaj" svoj avto

Jest · 3. november, 2009

Ta isti Audi je sedaj parkiran v tisti gostilni na avstrijski strani Ljubelja kjer te pobere Avtobus ko prehodi? ?epo - 300m stran od mojega nesre?nega kraja.

Zadaj je grozen, ne samo da so tudi lobanje in kr neki, se rdece lucke ob oknu in havbi

Pred pol urce je bil parkiran pred naso firmo (zraven restavracije Mona Lisa v Kranju ) ...

EDIT:

Sel pogledat skozi okno in je se vedno tam

iceman22 · 3. november, 2009

poznam ga na videz in je en tak bogi..drugac ga "pimpa" ze par let najmanj ene 4 let..ze veckrat vidu...

Symon · 3. november, 2009

Tale je (poleg legendarnega rumenega Hyundai Coupeja z vsemi nalepkami iz ?para/Mercatorja/Bauhausa/itd) eden izmed favoritov za najgr?e zrihtan avto v Sloveniji. In ?alostno je, da njemu ?e niso pobrali tablic. Nekomu zaradi ene cole prevelikih ali kakega centimetra pre?irokih gum kot pi?e v homologacijskem karton?ku, zaradi fedrov priznanih japonskih znamk, ki ne dajejo T?V in podobnih bedarij pa bodo takoj pobrali tablice.

EDIT: A lahko kak vohun ob priliki slika lastnika, ker oprostite moji "ksenofobiji" ampak tak avto enostavno mora imeti kak cigan ali pa res zakompleksan ?udak.

iceman22 · 3. november, 2009

drugac je tak bolj majhen svetli lasje pa suh je dost..v trzicu bi mu rekli "skorc"

Don · 5. november, 2009

http://www.mojvideo.com/video-janez-peceni...5986393e8767f5b

Symon · 5. november, 2009

Zadnji stavek mi je pa tako znan, sem si ga ogledal kar nekajkrat.

Boss · 5. november, 2009

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?

CLASS: Maria.

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

(I Love this kid)

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't

have ten years ago.

WINNIE: Me!

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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I.'

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also admitted it.Now, Louie, do you knowwhy his father didn't

punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as

your brother's. Did you copy his?

CLYDE: No, sir. It's the same dog.

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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when

people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

suicidal · 5. november, 2009

Chinese Medicine:

Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it… Don ‘t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speed up heart not make live longer; that like say you can extend life of car by driving faster. Want live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does cow eat? Hay and corn. What are these? Vegetables. So, steak nothing more than efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to system. Need grain? Eat chicken. Beef also good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And pork chop can give 100% recommended daily allowance of vegetable products.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wine made from fruit. Brandy is distilled wine. That means they take water out of fruity bit; get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: If you have body and you have fat, ratio is one to one. If you have two bodies, ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?

A: Cannot think of single one, sorry. My philosophy: No Pain…Good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU NOT LISTENING!!! …. Foods fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetables be bad for you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise muscle, it get bigger. You should only do sit-ups if want bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: You crazy? HELLO …. Cocoa beans! Vegetable!!! Cocoa beans best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming good for figure, explain whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat