Z M A J Napisano 2. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Hrva?ka varjanta Roza scene! Citiraj Lepa kot slika, na sliki pa traktor
Turbo Lumpi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Haha, en kolega meu naliman na facebooku: Novinar spra?uje: “Koliko ?asa potrebujete, da kupite z va?o pla?o mercedes ?” - Ku?an odgovarja: “Ja ?e skupaj s ?tefko vr?eva, bi rabila tam okoli 4-5 mesecev.” - Pahor pravi: “Glede na to da sem sam, bi trajalo tam okoli 8-9 mesecev.” - Jankovi? premi?ljeno: “Bi rekel tam okoli 3-4 leta.” Novinar se za?udi. “Ja gospod Jankovi?, kako to mislite 3-4 leta?” “Pa sej veste, mercedes je velika firma” zaklju?i Jankovi?. Citiraj
Alex Napisano 2. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Alex, v ?udni dru?bi se ti to giblje?... sami bavarci Ampak, ko kej takega preberem po?asi za?enjam razumet zakaj se recimo vozi model z BMW M3 po AC s 100km/h in drugi s Porsche 911 turbo s ravno toliko. Oboje videl v ćivo v zadnjih dveh tednih. Tako po?asi sta se vozila, da sta bila napoto ?e kamionarjem. Kaj ?em,?e so sami "ke?urji" okoli mene...razen mene,ki se vozim v "starih japonskih jajcih". In seveda,da tudi nam ka?e 0,0 po klancu navzdol. P.s-tudi sam sem videl poleti v Italiji na avtocesti (tropasovnica) tipa z Galardom,ki je vozil 120km/uro. Citiraj
Turbo Lumpi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Mo?ki v lekarni: “Kondome prosim!” “A dam ?e vre?ko zraven?”, vpra?a prodajalka. “Ah, ni treba. Saj ni tako grda.” Citiraj
YavarYe X6V6 Napisano 2. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 2. november, 2011 Kaj ?em,?e so sami "ke?urji" okoli mene...razen mene,ki se vozim v "starih japonskih jajcih". In seveda,da tudi nam ka?e 0,0 po klancu navzdol. P.s-tudi sam sem videl poleti v Italiji na avtocesti (tropasovnica) tipa z Galardom,ki je vozil 120km/uro. Sam si ti ?e vseeno na bolj?em, ke ve? in prizna? da vozi? jajca, ani pa ne priznajo pa vseeno vedo da furajo DRAGA jajca. Citiraj Kolega švaba mi je zadnjič rekel, ko sva se malo zapeljala z MPS. "Life is too short, to drive slow-shitty cars."
mazdaman Napisano 4. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 4. november, 2011 Ruske voznice Citiraj Za vse vaše ideje urejanja okolice www.gabioni.si
Boss Napisano 4. november, 2011 Avtor Prijavi Napisano 4. november, 2011 V Firefoxu vpi?i v google: do a barrel roll Citiraj
Gustav Napisano 5. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 5. november, 2011 Sorry All4spin ampak Italijani so (smo) pa res ?istokrvni ?alabajzarji... Sobota trajekt Piombino - Cavo tu tu tu tu tu se peljemo, kar na enkrat ovinek za 180 nazaj proti pristanu in stop....seveda smo se konkretno guncali, ker to je podobno ro?ni z avtom. ?oln ob boku iz luke - vsi pregledovali vrata zadaj...Nakar pride kapitan - tipi?en zape?en italijan s cigaro v ustih...ma vai vai...v stilu kaj pa gledate teraj dalje sej bo v redu...Na sredi poti so za?eli vrata loviti s ?pago, ob pristanku pa so vrata ?e konkretno plu?ila po morju avto odelek pa ?e stal v 1cm vode.... Gremo naprej100? kavcije za mobilno hi?ko, ni problema, problem pa je bil ko je treba to dat nazaj...pla?am polno, seveda vse brez papirjev in potem italijanka faca in ke' ke' mi non kapi?e? Pa vse smo se razumeli do sedaj, in me je hotel prepri?ati, da je kavcija v?teta v ra?un, da sem pla?al toliko manj...bemu jim mast 10 minut sem se miril in mirno stal za svojim da ima ?e mojih 100?. Po 15 min se je dal prepri?ati vrnil 100? in za?el jamrati, kot da se je cel svet obrnil proti njemu zaradi mene.... Ni ?e konecPortoferraio - petek pred odhodom, ?e konkretno pihalo sedimo na kavi v zasteklenem vrtu, pride ?enska odpre vrata, in ker je bilo na drugem koncu odprto ji strga vrata z rok jih obrne in s kljuko razbije steklo okna....?e bi kdo tam sedel bi ga lahko porezalo konkretno....Italijan pride pogleda kaj je blo re?e vafankulo in zbrca stekla pod prazne mize, ve?je kose pa na cesto vr?e skratka jaz sem se sam smejal. in taka ciganarija od naroda je evropa. fakoff... Citiraj Have a nice and productive day! Your future depends on it. Your LIFE… depends on it. A Klokateer...
madmax Napisano 5. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 5. november, 2011 Sorry All4spin ampak Italijani so (smo) pa res ?istokrvni ?alabajzarji... a to si kumi zdej pogruntal? Citiraj
Boss Napisano 5. november, 2011 Avtor Prijavi Napisano 5. november, 2011 Ja in pol se eni nad Slovenijo prito?ujejo in hvalijo tujino klok je tam vse super in fajn Citiraj
Ploki Napisano 7. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 7. november, 2011 http://24ur.com/novice/crna-kronika/video-...ti-s-pajka.html ni ga heroja kot je mazda? Citiraj
Z M A J Napisano 7. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 7. november, 2011 Ma kak heroj, debil! za tistih 10? kazni gre raje sfukat pleh, podvozje, sklopko, gume.... To je pa? v stilu ne?e? ti mene... Braća, nima? kej! j Citiraj Lepa kot slika, na sliki pa traktor
daSKAn Napisano 7. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 7. november, 2011 Tole pa je bizgec prez primere. Citiraj
daSKAn Napisano 9. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 9. november, 2011 Evo jih pobo?njakarski hujska?i... ko naj ?infajo, naj to vsaj delajo prav...Lohka se presko?i na cca. 1minuto pa bo vse jasno. Citiraj
Slivka Napisano 9. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 9. november, 2011 Koliko programerjev potrebuje? za zamenjavo pregorele ?arnice? Ma, pravzaprav nobenega. ?arnica je "hardware" in ne "software". Torej je to delo ra?unalni?arjev. Torej, koliko ra?unalni?arjev potrebuje? za zamenjavo pregorele ?arnice? Ma, pravzaprav nobenega, bodo ?e programerji v softwaru obvozili. Citiraj Od kar imam Forda, sem postal pešec...
BOJČ Napisano 10. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 10. november, 2011 Norc Citiraj Success is getting what U want, happiness is wanting what U get.
YavarYe X6V6 Napisano 10. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 10. november, 2011 Norc Kaj ste dosadni s tem posnetkom, ?e cel teden je na forum vsaj 5-7X naliman link. Citiraj Kolega švaba mi je zadnjič rekel, ko sva se malo zapeljala z MPS. "Life is too short, to drive slow-shitty cars."
Symon Napisano 10. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 10. november, 2011 Sve?e o?enjen mo?ki je dal v spomin svojega mobitela ?tevilko svoje ?ene pod ime: Moje ?ivljenje Po enem letu zakona je dal ?tevilko v spomin pod ime: ?pela Po petih letih zakona je spremenil ime v: ?ena Po desetih letih: Ta stara Po petnajstih letih: Hitler Po dvajsetih letih: Napa?na ?tevilka Citiraj
BOJČ Napisano 11. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 11. november, 2011 Kaj ste dosadni s tem posnetkom, ?e cel teden je na forum vsaj 5-7X naliman link. A j*** ga, moram bolj spremljat... Citiraj Success is getting what U want, happiness is wanting what U get.
daSKAn Napisano 14. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 14. november, 2011 These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials: __________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Australia ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( UK ). A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street? ( USA ) A: Depends how much you've been drinking. _________________________________________________ Q: I want to walk from Perth to Sydney - can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden ) A: Sure, it's only three thousand miles, take lots of water. __________________________________________________ Q: Are there any ATMs (cash machines) in Australia? Can you send me a list of them in Brisbane, Cairns, Townsville and Hervey Bay ? ( UK ) A: What did your last slave die of? __________________________________________________ Q: Can you give me some information about hippo racing in Australia ? ( USA ) A: A-Fri-ca is the big triangle shaped continent south of Europe. Aus-tra-lia is that big island in the middle of the Pacific which does not ... Oh forget it. Sure, the hippo racing is every Tuesday night in Kings Cross. Come naked. __________________________________________________ Q: Which direction is North in Australia ? (USA ) A: Face south and then turn 180 degrees. Contact us when you get here and we'll send the rest of the directions. _________________________________________________ Q: Can I bring cutlery into Australia ? ( UK ) A: Why? Just use your fingers like we do... __________________________________________________ Q: Can you send me the Vienna Boys' Choir schedule? ( USA ) A: Aus-tri-a is that quaint little country bordering Ger-man-y, which is Oh forget it. Sure, the Vienna Boys Choir plays every Tuesday night in Kings Cross, straight after the hippo races. Come naked. __________________________________________________ Q: Can I wear high heels in Australia ? ( UK ) A: You are a British politician, right? __________________________________________________ Q: Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round? ( Germany ) A: No, we are a peaceful civilization of vegan hunter/gatherers. Milk is illegal. __________________________________________________ Q: Please send a list of all doctors in Australia who can dispense rattlesnake serum. ( USA ) A: Rattlesnakes live in A-meri-ca which is where YOU come from. All Australian snakes are perfectly harmless, can be safely handled and make good pets. __________________________________________________ Q: I have a question about a famous animal in Australia, but I forget its name. It's a kind of bear and lives in trees. ( USA ) A: It's called a Drop Bear. They are so called because they drop out of Gum trees and eat the brains of anyone walking underneath them. You can scare them off by spraying yourself with human urine before you go out walking. __________________________________________________ Q: I have developed a new product that is the fountain of youth. Can you tell me where I can sell it in Australia ? ( USA ) A: Anywhere significant numbers of Americans gather. __________________________________________________ Q: Do you celebrate Christmas in Australia ? ( France ) A: Only at Christmas. __________________________________________________ Q: Will I be able to speak English most places I go? ( USA ) A: Yes, but you'll have to learn it first Citiraj
Boss Napisano 14. november, 2011 Avtor Prijavi Napisano 14. november, 2011 auchh, hehe, klele se je pa eden mal iz?ivljal nad tupoglavci Citiraj
Z M A J Napisano 15. november, 2011 Prijavi Napisano 15. november, 2011 A gre kdo v savno? http://www.ongein.nl/video-lekker-naar-de-...p2to_LcTY8.emai Citiraj Lepa kot slika, na sliki pa traktor
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